FIRST DAY OF CLASS

ok... Somethings I wish I knew BEFORE i started school

Check with your teachers BEFORE standing in line at the bookstore for an hour and paying $150 for a book... cuz it might just be the wrong one

Also... get there early or you won't get a good parking spot

The coffee machine in the cafeteria has bad coffee... find one that isn't used as much

DO NOT under any circumstance say you went out with a hockey (or any sport) player from a rival team

DO say you have always been a huge Rattlers (or whatever the home team is) fan

Be prepared... you will look stupid if you forget a pen on the first day

Don't buy a Starbucks double shot caramel machiatto before a 3 hour lecture... you teacher will ask if you have eaten.. if that's why your shaking

Do your best to look nice for your ID photo... as it will follow you for a few years, and you will constantly be using it and showing people

Do not attempt to take your backpack into the bookstore, as security will make a HUGE deal of searching you after you leave

Do try to look interested in the courses that you really aren't or the teacher will say that you must have a couple thousand extra dollars to blow by not paying attention

Do refer to any teacher with a Ph D as DOCTOR... they get offended if you don't

Do offer to volunteer... you get great refrences, and win cool swag

Well that's Day 1 folks.. I can't beleive how much I learned.

Oh, and one more thing... do go to day 2... even if you are really embarassed to... if I have to... so do you